Mr. Daniel Romano's Weblog http://www.e-l-e.org Self-Proclaimed Product Badass Sun, 20 Jan 2008 19:24:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 en Cromwell Saddened by Decline in Journalistic Integrity http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/20/cromwell-saddened-by-decline-in-journalistic-integrity/ http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/20/cromwell-saddened-by-decline-in-journalistic-integrity/#comments Sun, 20 Jan 2008 19:22:41 +0000 MrRomano http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/20/cromwell-saddened-by-decline-in-journalistic-integrity/ Los Angeles, CA — Cromwell Romano was saddened by the news that a Jack Russell terrier attacked and killed a 6 week old child in Lexington, Kentucky. Perhaps more depressing was that the media could not help but mention that the family also happened to own a pit bull.

“I’m sad that the image of a blood thirsty 10-pound Jack Russel terrier wasn’t enough, they had to drag a pit-bull into this. Where has the American Media’s journalistic integrity gone? Where has it gone?” cried Cromwell.

Cromwell was last seen curled in a tiny ball on the corner of a futon mattress, waiting for the public to yet again pass judgment on his brethren, even though this time their only involvement was a sentence in an article.

]]> http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/20/cromwell-saddened-by-decline-in-journalistic-integrity/feed/ Adam Corey, Greatest Up and Coming Poker Pro of Our Time! http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/16/adam-corey-greatest-up-and-coming-poker-pro-of-our-time/ http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/16/adam-corey-greatest-up-and-coming-poker-pro-of-our-time/#comments Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:50:49 +0000 MrRomano http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/16/adam-corey-greatest-up-and-coming-poker-pro-of-our-time/ I recently discovered that my long time friend Adam Corey is a nationally ranked poker pro according to Poker Pages! Way to go Adam Corey, I’ll see you in Vegas next month!

]]> http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/16/adam-corey-greatest-up-and-coming-poker-pro-of-our-time/feed/ Hillary Kind’a Scares Me http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/09/hillary-kind-scares-me/ http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/09/hillary-kind-scares-me/#comments Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:31:42 +0000 MrRomano http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/09/hillary-kind-scares-me/ Hilary Kind Scares Me

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]]> http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/09/hillary-kind-scares-me/feed/ Pregnancy! Better than Booze and Cigarettes! http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/04/pregnancy-better-than-booze-and-cigarettes/ http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/04/pregnancy-better-than-booze-and-cigarettes/#comments Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:56:25 +0000 MrRomano http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/04/pregnancy-better-than-booze-and-cigarettes/ pregnancy!

]]> http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/04/pregnancy-better-than-booze-and-cigarettes/feed/ Mr Romano Featured on the Tonight Show for All of 25 frames! http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/03/mr-romano-featured-on-the-tonight-show-for-all-of-25-frames/ http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/03/mr-romano-featured-on-the-tonight-show-for-all-of-25-frames/#comments Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:59:15 +0000 MrRomano http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/03/mr-romano-featured-on-the-tonight-show-for-all-of-25-frames/ Yes, I played an angel in the JibJab 2007 Year In Review. It was featured last night on the Tonight Show.

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]]> http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/03/mr-romano-featured-on-the-tonight-show-for-all-of-25-frames/feed/ I Have a Strange Job at a Strange Company http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/03/i-have-a-strange-job-at-a-strange-company/ http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/03/i-have-a-strange-job-at-a-strange-company/#comments Thu, 03 Jan 2008 18:29:04 +0000 MrRomano http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/03/i-have-a-strange-job-at-a-strange-company/ This is what i do for a living. Isn’t it strange?

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]]> http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/03/i-have-a-strange-job-at-a-strange-company/feed/ Mr. Daniel Romano’s Weblog Epoch a Day Late: Futureworld Amazing! http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/02/mr-daniel-romanos-weblog-epoch-a-day-late-futureworld-amazing/ http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/02/mr-daniel-romanos-weblog-epoch-a-day-late-futureworld-amazing/#comments Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:55:26 +0000 MrRomano http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/02/mr-daniel-romanos-weblog-epoch-a-day-late-futureworld-amazing/ Futureworld Poster

After a long day of dodging skinny European tourists and over weight Americans at the San Diego Zoo (oh yeah we saw animals too), my wife and I ended our evening by watching Futureworld. This movie is amazing! I loved it. I can not say enough good things about it. To be honest my wife, in protest I assume, went to bed with 25 minutes left the film — shame on you wife, this movie was fantastic.

Here is the quick synopsis. Two reporters, Peter Fonda and Blythe Danner, are invited to Delos, a vacation resort full of robots designed to entertain humans. They soon uncover a sinister plot to rule the world and amazing late 70’s sci-fi effects and acting ensues — so amazing I had to file this under Amazing.

The real winner was the Blythe Danner sexy dream sequence featuring Yul Brynner and lots of sheer flowing drapes that screamed dream sequence.

Futureworld was the sequal to Westworld, which I haven’t seen yet. I’m going to dial it up on Netflix and i’m sure I’ll be able to file yet another glowing review under Amazing.

]]> http://www.e-l-e.org/2008/01/02/mr-daniel-romanos-weblog-epoch-a-day-late-futureworld-amazing/feed/ I’m Back! Almost. Eventually. http://www.e-l-e.org/2007/12/29/im-back-almost-eventually/ http://www.e-l-e.org/2007/12/29/im-back-almost-eventually/#comments Sat, 29 Dec 2007 23:52:30 +0000 MrRomano http://www.e-l-e.org/2007/12/29/im-back-almost-eventually/ I decided it was time to start writing again. So I’ll start in the new year. Happy new year!

]]> http://www.e-l-e.org/2007/12/29/im-back-almost-eventually/feed/ Dramatic Chipmunk Might Make Bid for White House http://www.e-l-e.org/2007/06/22/dramatic-chipmunk-might-make-bid-for-white-house/ http://www.e-l-e.org/2007/06/22/dramatic-chipmunk-might-make-bid-for-white-house/#comments Fri, 22 Jun 2007 21:50:14 +0000 MrRomano http://www.e-l-e.org/2007/06/22/dramatic-chipmunk-might-make-bid-for-white-house/

]]> http://www.e-l-e.org/2007/06/22/dramatic-chipmunk-might-make-bid-for-white-house/feed/ What America needs is Paul Potts http://www.e-l-e.org/2007/06/16/what-america-needs-is-paul-potts/ http://www.e-l-e.org/2007/06/16/what-america-needs-is-paul-potts/#comments Sun, 17 Jun 2007 05:07:38 +0000 MrRomano http://www.e-l-e.org/2007/06/16/what-america-needs-is-paul-potts/ I had a chance to hear an NPR report on Friday about Paul Potts on the British reality TV show Britain’s Got Talent. Honestly, he puts us to shame. It begs the question: what does America need more? An effeminate South Asian or a tubby Brit cellphone salesman who can make women cry with the sound of his voice? Um, really? I listened to his rendition of Nessun Dorma and even I considered sleeping with him, of course in a totally non-gay way.

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