Mr. Daniel Romano’s Weblog

Los Angeles, CA — Cromwell Romano was saddened by the news that a Jack Russell terrier attacked and killed a 6 week old child in Lexington, Kentucky. Perhaps more depressing was that the media could not help but mention that the family also happened to own a pit bull.

“I’m sad that the image of a blood thirsty 10-pound Jack Russel terrier wasn’t enough, they had to drag a pit-bull into this. Where has the American Media’s journalistic integrity gone? Where has it gone?” cried Cromwell.

Cromwell was last seen curled in a tiny ball on the corner of a futon mattress, waiting for the public to yet again pass judgment on his brethren, even though this time their only involvement was a sentence in an article.

I’m pretty sure if the tables were turned, the cat would basically respond by asking you if you thought it was stupid and perhaps later it would crap in your shoes for being an insolent fool.

TYDTWD, or “ Take Your Dog to Work Day” for the layperson, is June 22. Talk to your HR department, your building managers, whoever. Our dogs spend all day by themselves, give them the opportunity to see where you sleep all day.

We successfully rescued Tulip from the South LA Shelter and she is now safe and sound at Best Friends Animal Hospital. In a few days she will be moved to Linda Blair’s dog rescue sanctuary in Acton, CA. She will remain there until she finds a good home.

Tulip is a 9 month old sweet and super cute dog who is currently at the South LA Animal shelter. She is Red-lined, which means she is due to euthanized at any moment. If you don’t adopt her then her death will forever be a pox upon your soul, do your duty as human and spare this awefully cute dog.

South LA City Shelter, 3612 11th Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90018