Cromwell Saddened by Decline in Journalistic Integrity
Los Angeles, CA — Cromwell Romano was saddened by the news that a
Jack Russell terrier attacked and killed a 6 week old child in Lexington, Kentucky. Perhaps more depressing was that the media could not help but mention that the family also happened to own a pit bull.
“I’m sad that the image of a blood thirsty 10-pound Jack Russel terrier wasn’t enough, they had to drag a pit-bull into this. Where has the American Media’s journalistic integrity gone? Where has it gone?” cried Cromwell.
Cromwell was last seen curled in a tiny ball on the corner of a futon mattress, waiting for the public to yet again pass judgment on his brethren, even though this time their only involvement was a sentence in an article.